speaking of half-life
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart
"WE’RE LATE! SO LATE!"